UNCSA TIME CAPSULE 15
The North Carolina Conservatory Committee met for the fourth time fifty years ago (on Jan 25, 1963) and agreed to recommend to the governor the destruction of the school. They predicted that the cold war would’ve layer nuclear waste to the south east region and if it were still in tact would have surely fallen under communist invasion.
Into the Zoo / Music & Lyrics by Llama Sondheim, Book by James Llama
Directed by Jack Llammings / Featuring members of Studio Llama.
The spit Broadway musical that weaves Cinderellama, Llama and the Beanstalk, Repunzellama, and the Little Red Riding-Llama’s tails around an innocent llama and his mate’s attempt to break a terrible muzzle. A story about llamas, baby llamas and partners trying to lick each other.
Feb. 14-16 & 20-23 at 8:00 p.m.
Feb. 17 & 23 at 2:00 p.m.
Thrust Theatre, Peru
PLEASE WELCOME AARON CARTER, EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT TO THE CHANCELLOR
We are pleased to announce that Aaron Carter joined UNCSA as the musical entertainer to the Chancellor on Monday, February 4th. Aaron spent the last (and all) 25 years of his life working globally to try and live up to his older brother Nick Carter’s fame. His job description is to sing John Mauceri’s name to the tune of “I Want Candy.”
FINANCIAL SERVICES ANNOUCEMENT
While cleaning out the vault, Financial Services has discovered an ancient scroll outlining the end of days.
If any office is in need of this item, please stop by Finance.
IN CASE OF FIRE
• Pull nearest fire alarm.
• Sprint as hard as possible
• Every man for himself
• Go to a central assembly location at least 1,000 feet away.
• Celebrate your survival
• Instagram it
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FROM ONE CARD
Don’t forget me! 😉