WINSTON-SALEM, NC– Students returning to the dorms in the 2013 Fall Semester will be greeted by a new dorm building.  The new dorm G, named after its benefactor, will be built next to dorm F, named after the periodic symbol for fluorine. Painstaking attention to architectural detail will assure students that, while it will technically be a newly constructed building, it will still look, feel, and smell as if people had been living in it since 1963.

“I’m excited for the new old dorm,” one student added, “And I’m glad the millionaire is named G so that we don’t have to compromise the integrity of our alphabet themed campus.”

The millionaire only had one stipulation, which was that he could fill the basement with chocolate doubloons and swim around in a Scrooge McDuck costume.



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